Ode to Peterborough’s MP

He loved so hard: he loved Joris Bohnson 
Who lied each time he put his pants on.
Pissed on the standards and the regulations

And fuddled on land as he mined the oceans.

Then he loved Liz Truss who’s gone already
Lasted less well than the iceberg lettuce.
But leaving left a legacy far more impressive:

For she buried a Queen, the Pound and the Tory party.
Inspired by a pre-departure tweet about Liz Truss, who resigned yesterday.

“She will be gone soon. Her legacy is actually quite impressive; she buried the Queen, the Pound and the Tory party."

H. Ickx 
@FT comments section
With thanks to https://twitter.com/DarrenDarker/status/1582104732877066240
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Author: Fiona Radic

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